gettin' old

I was just thinking the other day that man am i getting old. It all started with one incident, and it is this: I came home after a long day at work and my roommates were watching Ironman-loudly. What did i do? Did I drop onto the couch, pull up a beer and relax wile watching robert downey jr tear it up in metal?

no. I did not. I went into my room, put in earplugs, and starting reading the ny times online. This, my friends, is what old people do.